jasper-goggles-jordan:

how to get away with murder + text posts [part 1] [part 2 here]

Oh, what fun to kill someone and end up in jail.

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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sassprincess:

This is going to be in the history books

You love me and you wanna have my babies. I know.

aausten